I just got a new scooter. Someone at worked asked me if I could stand it up without a kick stand. I said no, because it’s two-tired. GET IT!?!?!? TOO-TIRED… TWO TIRED! The thing is, it doesn’t work if you say it outloud. I still laughed though. ——- I found this ad for vitamins for [...]
Posts Tagged ‘kids’
Triple Shot.
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged army, brimstone, church, fire, joke, kids, laugh, scooter, service, vitamins on October 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Triple Shot.
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged bonsai, caffeine, cannibalism, ellen, green tea, kids, oil, pasta on April 29, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Me: I always get urges to feed my bonsai tree green tea instead of water. Ellen: Wouldn’t that be like, cannibalism? ——- She asked me when the kids are most charming. ”When they have pasta,” I said. ——- Coffee is the second most traded item in the world. Oil is the first. Not enough people [...]
Following Mannerism.
Posted in places, tagged art history, bench, blue, kids, mannerism, museum, parenting on March 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Museum resting benches are finely conceived yet in practice, their worth becomes debatable. Yes, I agree, after hours of attempting to regard and see, truly see, the athletic bending and twisting distortions of the figures, exaggerations, the elastic elongation of the limbs, the bizarre posturing of one hand and graceful posturing on the other, and [...]
Triple Shot.
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged aupair, forgiveness, kids, pinocchio, revenge on March 11, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I was trying to setup a skype date with an aupair friend and she said, “I have to work with Sophie all day tomorrow, but mornings are always spent watching Pinocchio, so maybe then…” ———– I heard somewhere that forgiveness takes a lot more brute strength than revenge. ———– I think that anyone under 25 who [...]
