I just got a new scooter. Someone at worked asked me if I could stand it up without a kick stand. I said no, because it’s two-tired. GET IT!?!?!? TOO-TIRED… TWO TIRED!
The thing is, it doesn’t work if you say it outloud.
I still laughed though.
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I found this ad for vitamins for kids.
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I remember being scared to go to church. There was a plaque with three American flags near it in the entrance hall with a list of names that said, “Brave parishioners who have died in service.”
I remember hoping it wasn’t the 9:30 a.m. service, that they 11:00 a.m. service must be the one with the real fire and brimstone.
