I remember sneaking up to the attic when my parents slept with their door closed. I’d pull the bed out that the couch turned into and would flop, flipping from side to side, a king in his luxurious court, presiding over all of himself. And then there was the time Philip came in and my [...]
Posts Tagged ‘jeremy’
jeremy, claudia, gretchen, and a story about a night i missed.
Posted in short shorts, tagged attic, claudia, gretchen, jeremy, king, lake, night, sneak, stars, summer, water on October 19, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Triple Shot.
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged bakery, bread, colonics, desk, jeremy, meditation, virginity, work on September 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I told Jeremy I was going to set up an appointment for us to get colonics. I was looking at the website and I said, “Oh look! We can get three colonics for $250!” He said, “Who’ll be our third person?” “No,” I said. “We’ll each get three.” He said, “I don’t want to pay [...]
just the way things have been going lately…
Posted in short shorts, tagged apartment, breakfast, courtyard, couscous, jeremy, mondays, morning, news, orange juice on September 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
i woke up early this morning and had some of the left over couscous for breakfast. the lawn mowers had started earlier than usual in the courtyard, which i suppose is a valid punishment for those, like me, with mondays off. we still had orange juice and that’s big. i read a few articles of [...]
Triple Shot. (Potentially offensive edition)
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged ellen, jeremy, super powers on September 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Jeremy, Ellen and I recently had a conversation about super powers. I brought up what they would do with the super power of making anyone in the room with them have an orgasm of whatever intensity and length you desired. Jeremy said he would use it to rob banks, just make everyone black out on [...]
Bookshelves of the Spaß
Posted in my life, tagged apartment, books, bookshelf, Bourbon, Chairman, Darwin, guerilla, James Joyce, jeremy, monkey, roommate, spa, Spaß, Ulysses on September 15, 2009 | 7 Comments »
My roommate doesn’t have a bed yet. It’s been almost three weeks and he sleeps on the floor. But he did spend at least two days setting up this beauty. My favorite detail? Besides… you know… the books… The box of bourbon’s finest. Second favorite detail… Yes, my friends, that IS a Darwin monkey book [...]
yoga yoga yoga.
Posted in my life, tagged headstand, jane, jeremy, loft, photography, scorpian, yoga on August 24, 2009 | 7 Comments »
For those of you whom I have yet to meet, my non-cyber life is supported by teaching yoga (among a few other odds and ends). This past weekend, I found myself surrounded by lights, cameras and half-built sets in a huge loft space in Chicago’s downtown with my dear friend and photographer extraordinaire, Jane, who [...]
Rescue Mission to Ohio.
Posted in my life, tagged adage, chicago, dinner, illinois, indiana, jeremy, michigan, midwest, midwestern, ohio, sunset on August 21, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Please excuse my absence. I had to partake in a rescue mission to Ohio. There has to be some adage about not going to Ohio from California… or about not going to Ohio in August, and if so, this fine gent hadn’t learned it yet. He is now safe again in the warm embrace of a [...]
figures eight.
Posted in historyish, tagged 1960s, audrey hepburn, à boute de souffle, emmanuelle béart, french film, godard, hunter s. thompson, jean seberg, jeremy, paris, summer, texas, toyota on June 15, 2009 | 7 Comments »
i drove a toyota corolla that isn’t mine into the texas state capital and before thirty hours were up I managed to slip in four films with my future roommate, combine that with a shot of guy talk and suddenly you know exactly how a well put together mise-en-scene can make 103 degrees outside seem [...]
it’s friday night and i’ve only got stories to tell.
Posted in my life, tagged abe lincoln, amy hempel, chicago, colorado, cory, egg plant, garden, greens, happiness, illinois, jeremy, legitimacy, melancholy, New York, paris, reflection, texas, writing on March 27, 2009 | 3 Comments »
writing hasn’t been happening much lately which has a direct correlation with my state of unrest. summer is coming and i’m leaving paris soon right at the moment when i gave my first completely unselfish hug. i watched a lecture today about living forever and the developing the technology to do it. and people asked, [...]
Things are looking up.
Posted in favorites, short shorts, tagged cologne, jeremy, light bulb, nasa, pizza on February 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Tonight, dinner is a stolen frozen pizza from the corner store. Jeremy brings it home after work and leaves it on living room floor. He slips off his jacket, the one missing a zipper, and leaves it crumpled in the corner. He retreats into the kitchen and opens the tea cabinet. The door falls off. [...]
