I have a friend who met a girl in a bar who casually dropped that she had gotten her genitals pierced. He insisted she was lying and insisted again and again. They’ve been dating for two years now.
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I read something today about a girl who asked her boyfriend to hangout and he said no, that he was feeling sick, so she decided to show up with some soup to surprise him and he found him in bed with her sister. Her sister doesn’t have a license, their mom drove her over there.
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The first time my girlfriend and I hung out was watching the movie Ghandi. Our first big date was to go see to a production of Satyagraha, the Ghandi opera. I think I’ll keep her around.
