Posted in Triple Shots, tagged aupair, forgiveness, kids, pinocchio, revenge on March 11, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I was trying to setup a skype date with an aupair friend and she said, “I have to work with Sophie all day tomorrow, but mornings are always spent watching Pinocchio, so maybe then…”
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I heard somewhere that forgiveness takes a lot more brute strength than revenge.
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I think that anyone under 25 who says that they definitely want kids is missing something.
I think that anyone under 25 who says that they definitely don’t want kids is missing something.
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged forgiveness, lavender, lolly, metallic, radio on February 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
At the market today, the seed guy told me to get my lavender seeds in the ground and soon! He showed me the pack of seeds and I plotted my takeover of all of France. At the bottom, it said “WARNING: INVASIVE.” When I got home, I planted the seeds and in the coming weeks, the sidewalks will crack, fences will buckle, mansions will crumble, and governments will hold secret meetings and fear the steady take over of my sweet sweet lavender.
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Over lunch yesterday, my friend said that he when he dies, he doesn’t want to see his whole life pass before his eyes, but rather, just the summer of ’93.
“What happened during the summer of ’93,” I asked.
“I don’t remember,” he said.
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Two days go, while listening to a radio program, I heard a line that I wrote on the back of a receipt. The receipt now says, “Forgiveness takes a lot more brute muscle than revenge.” On the other side of the receipt, it says that for 15 euros I bought one “fly knot metallic lolly” and I have no idea what that means, nor do I remember buying anything. But I should have gotten two.
