Posts Tagged ‘ellen’
motley crüe at the forests of fontainebleau
Posted in places, tagged david, ellen, fontainebleau, forests, france, juliette on October 20, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Triple Shot.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged checkout counter, college, ellen, frat, loneliness, party, pillows, sister, weekend on October 7, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Tip of the week… How to combat loneliness: body pillows. ——- On the way to Ellen’s house last weekend, I heard someone across the street say, “Someone just invited me to a party at my own house and I had no idea who they were.” I live in a college town. ——- At the checkout [...]
Triple Shot.
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged bike, cooking, dog, dream, ellen, job on September 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Someone gave me a ride home from work last week so I didn’t have to bike home in the rain. I said, “Thanks, but like really, thank you.” Then I spent the rest of the night fantasizing about me getting rich and famous and paying him back 100 fold. ——- Have you ever had a [...]
Triple Shot. (Potentially offensive edition)
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged ellen, jeremy, super powers on September 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Jeremy, Ellen and I recently had a conversation about super powers. I brought up what they would do with the super power of making anyone in the room with them have an orgasm of whatever intensity and length you desired. Jeremy said he would use it to rob banks, just make everyone black out on [...]
Triple Shot. (Relationship Edition)
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged boyfriend, ellen, ghandi, girlfriend, piercing, sister on July 8, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I have a friend who met a girl in a bar who casually dropped that she had gotten her genitals pierced. He insisted she was lying and insisted again and again. They’ve been dating for two years now. ——- I read something today about a girl who asked her boyfriend to hangout and he said [...]
Triple Shot. (First Class Edition)
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged ellen, first class, hotel, napkins, omelette, orange juice, vegetable on July 1, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I was offered to switch my flight to the next day in exchange for a first class ticket, a free round trip ticket to anywhere, a night at a hotel, and a vegetable omelette. ——- In first class, they put a large napkin on my tray table before the meal, handed me a napkin for [...]
5 year journal.
Posted in my life, tagged contemporary art, ellen, five years, grandparents, journal, letters, texas on June 30, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I only met one of my grandparents and she died a few years after I hit double digits. I’ve heard stories. I’ve seen pictures and yet the image I have of them is so incomplete that as strongly as I am rooted in my family, there are a few roots missing. I gained some insight [...]
Caption Contest.
Posted in my life, tagged caption contest, ellen on June 29, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Best caption wins!
life is life.
Posted in video, tagged ellen, laibach, life is life, video on May 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Triple Shot.
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged bonsai, caffeine, cannibalism, ellen, green tea, kids, oil, pasta on April 29, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Me: I always get urges to feed my bonsai tree green tea instead of water. Ellen: Wouldn’t that be like, cannibalism? ——- She asked me when the kids are most charming. ”When they have pasta,” I said. ——- Coffee is the second most traded item in the world. Oil is the first. Not enough people [...]
