Therein lies the rub. Therein lies the rub. Therein lies the rub.
Why has everyone agreed to this misquote? Aye, there’s the rub.
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This will change your life:
Stove-top popcorn.
Popcorn.
1/4 nutritional yeast
sea salt to taste
agave to taste
butter (optional)
Penzey’s Brady Street Cheese Sprinkle.
Trust me.
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Last week, my kitchen sink clogged. Laura and I went to the pharmacy to get some Draino. While we were waiting at the checkout line, Laura said, “Oh! We should get one of these Seattle shot glasses for your sister!”
She put one on the counter. I paid.
Yep. We bought a bottle of draino and a shot glass. No questions asked.
Oh gosh, I am still laughing that nobody said anything about buying Draino and a shot glass at the same time – ugh, what a thought! That stuff is bad enough for your pipes, never mind in shots…
Brilliant. Simply brilliant!
That’s funny, thank you for not including what the sales clerk’s expression was like…because you left it to our imaginations, and in mine, she was thinking to herself “I’ve seen worse” haha