I told Jeremy I was going to set up an appointment for us to get colonics. I was looking at the website and I said, “Oh look! We can get three colonics for $250!” He said, “Who’ll be our third person?” “No,” I said. “We’ll each get three.” He said, “I don’t want to pay [...]
Archive for September, 2009
Triple Shot.
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged bakery, bread, colonics, desk, jeremy, meditation, virginity, work on September 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
bridge to nowhere but my heart.
Posted in places, tagged sarah palin, venice on September 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »
An Obvious Distinction.
Posted in short shorts, tagged arthur, magic, sacred, secular, wand on September 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Arthur had a badge certifying his magician license. He was certified, or so his box of 101 tricks claimed he was. He wore one of this older brother’s jackets still two sizes too big and a top hat, which he would correct you and say No, it’s a magician’s hat. He’d use his wand to [...]
summers going fast i hear.
Posted in short shorts, tagged dunes, journal, rain, sand, shirt, summer on September 25, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I told my mother not to worry and she never did, as mothers do, because these were big summer drops and our toes in the sand digging in deeper and deeper still. Her hemp sandals stayed at the bottom of the dunes, underneath a tree with her bag and leather journal, my shirt, too. The [...]
Triple Shot.
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged bike, cooking, dog, dream, ellen, job on September 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Someone gave me a ride home from work last week so I didn’t have to bike home in the rain. I said, “Thanks, but like really, thank you.” Then I spent the rest of the night fantasizing about me getting rich and famous and paying him back 100 fold. ——- Have you ever had a [...]
Snow-stayed.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Canada, friend, heaven, mantra, snow, snow-stayed, surrender on September 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I talked to a friend today who lives in northern Canada. She had just gotten back from a from a friend’s from dinner. The thing was that she left six days ago. There’s a term for it, I’m told, “storm-stayed.” During dinner, the snow came and there she had to stay for almost an entire [...]
just the way things have been going lately…
Posted in short shorts, tagged apartment, breakfast, courtyard, couscous, jeremy, mondays, morning, news, orange juice on September 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
i woke up early this morning and had some of the left over couscous for breakfast. the lawn mowers had started earlier than usual in the courtyard, which i suppose is a valid punishment for those, like me, with mondays off. we still had orange juice and that’s big. i read a few articles of [...]
Late Night Scheduling.
Posted in short shorts, tagged bed, goodnight, night, now, questions, schedule, talking on September 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The courtyard light slipped in through the venetian blinds, now closed for the night, and always kept me up for a few moments longer. We joked that living next to a hospital would be a good thing; “Rainy days,” you said, but someone always seemed to get rushed to emergency when I least needed them [...]
Peach pickin’ kisses.
Posted in my life, tagged brother, mother, whitney on September 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Triple Shot. (Potentially offensive edition)
Posted in Triple Shots, tagged ellen, jeremy, super powers on September 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Jeremy, Ellen and I recently had a conversation about super powers. I brought up what they would do with the super power of making anyone in the room with them have an orgasm of whatever intensity and length you desired. Jeremy said he would use it to rob banks, just make everyone black out on [...]
