Real Estate Guy : This place is great if you like to drink beer by the pool.
Jeremy : I prefer wine spritzers.
Real Estate Guy : Really? You’re kidding.
Jeremy : No. I make my own… It’s all about getting my buzz on.
We asked how we might be able to get a few free months rent. Jeremy suggested that we could bang the agent’s sister. We accumulated 17 free months.
Jeremy and I saw a sign that said, “Ask about your our handicap accessible apartments!” We asked about them. They then showed us only handicap accessible apartments; lower counters, three foot closet bars to hang clothes on, and a shortened tub. We said that we liked it, but that Grams would say the tub isn’t deep enough.