Me: I always get urges to feed my bonsai tree green tea instead of water.
Ellen: Wouldn’t that be like, cannibalism?
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She asked me when the kids are most charming. ”When they have pasta,” I said.
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Coffee is the second most traded item in the world. Oil is the first. Not enough people are talking about caffeine alternatives.
How come you don´t have many visitors? Your blog contains very beautiful pictures. Lovely!
Ellen is cute, as always. Who is drinking the giant beer?
“they kids?”
Thanks Daniel!
fuck. i’m catchin up