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Triple Shot.

April 22, 2009 by timpadraic

I once dated a girl who compulsively counted stairs. You couldn’t talk to her while going up or down, she was counting. She hated the third floor of my four floor walk up apartment because it was the only flight with an uneven number of stairs. What I want to know: WHAT ARE THEY HIDING IN THE EXTRA STAIR??!?!?!

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My brother confided in me that he would go gay for Justin Timberlake and or Matt Damon. I am now posting it on the internet.

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I tell people I have two favorite movies: Russian Ark, a 95 minute artsy russian romp through the Hermitage museum in St. Petersburg that takes place in one single shot and covers all of Russian history… that, and Troy.

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Posted in Triple Shots | Tagged Brad Pitt's thighs, brother, gay, girlfriend, justin timberlake, matt damon, pocket coffee, russia, Russian Ark, st. petersburg, stairs, Troy | 6 Comments

6 Responses

on April 22, 2009 at 7:40 pm | Reply jercoffey

immortality, take it. it’s yours!
on April 22, 2009 at 7:55 pm | Reply jercoffey

and a josh groban(?) tribute. all for you pookie.
on April 22, 2009 at 8:12 pm | Reply timpadraic

oh jeremy! i swoon!

we totally need to have lives set to music by josh groban.
- on June 9, 2012 at 4:39 pm | Reply Karen
  
  here, and for how brilliantly you read that book. If you’re ever in Durham, North Carolina, let’s meet for cfofee; I have a beautiful pool stick you’re welcome to. Haven Kimmel
on April 23, 2009 at 8:06 pm | Reply kate

i want pocket coffee!
on April 27, 2009 at 6:33 pm | Reply dansully

i want pocket coffee! and Matt Damen circa Bourne Supremacy!